question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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