I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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