I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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