thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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