I want to stick my p in your. b.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
4 words: hood of his car
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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