508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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