i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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