How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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