she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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