Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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