You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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