just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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