i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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