Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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