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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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