im drinking this country out of the recession.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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