Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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