A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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