Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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