ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
