i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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