Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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