I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
its liver damage thursday
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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