All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Shame is for Republicans.
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