Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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