Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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