Im at strip club and am horny
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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