Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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