just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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