i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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