quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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