I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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