Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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