Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
