when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We left the knife in your bed.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
my poor anus
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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