i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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