Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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