who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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