no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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