Tell her she can't have a vagina
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
