Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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