Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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