its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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