i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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