Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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