Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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