Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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