found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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