I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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