Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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