...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
